Twitch is almost certainly the only kind of pet I'm capable of looking after. A Roadkill Toy, he sadly lost his life in a head on collision with a green Ford Mondeo. I know because his death certificate, which was included in the body bag he arrived in, said so.
Also included: an 'I ♥ Roadkill' bumper sticker.
No idea who first came up with these macabre mammalians but I love them, and will be adding Twitch's friends Grind and Splodge to my collection as soon as possible.
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